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felinoid ([info]felinoid) wrote,
@ 2007-12-11 05:14:00

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I helped [info]jenniebreeden across the street (6 points). Last Monday I punched [info]btripp in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1132 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
felinoid

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