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felinoid ([info]felinoid) wrote,
@ 2007-12-07 04:29:00

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Video game idea: Special crew
Consept: You were a well respected captain on your first command when someone pulls the most ill timed prank of all time.
First someone slips you a drug that knocks you out, only your allergic to this drug so it impairs your judgment well into the next day.
The drug slip was so you wouldn't catch the prankster rewiring your controls. Your impaired judgment causes you to fail to notice the alterations as you continue to fly out of star dock right into the doors.

Your ship wrecked and career ruined you have the satisfaction of seeing the prankster jailed for his prank.

However that still leaves your life ruined.
You are given a second chance. A new command on a special ship with a special crew.
It all seems a dream come true until you hear the nickname given your ship "The short bus".
Your the captain of a crew of misfit idiots.

Your engineer is a neurotic misfit. Brilliant when it comes to engineering but totally clueless to anything else. Antisocial and at times totally insane. Totally disconnected from the real world.
You first learn this when he throws the ship into jump space right from space dock.

Your navigator is a total airhead. You learn this when she forgets to request the space dock doors to open.
Your science office is ... rude ... a racist sexist asshole. This is amplified by his being a non-human and a gender other than male or female.

Your second in command is a sadist. He likes disciplining the crew. You soon grow to appreciate this.

The first flight out of space dock runs like this.
You ask everyone to report in. Your second in command reports in first.
The engineer reports in with something like "go away I'm busy"
The navigator reports in that it's a love day.
The science officer calls you an idiot.
etc

Then you order the navigator to request the doors open and tell the engineer to prepare for impulse.
The navi slips into a daydream ignoring your orders. The engineer slips the ship into jump and with the doors closed the ship slides through space to the destination.
Then the science officer reports "The ships engineer ignoring your actual orders has jumped the ship to our planned coordinates. While not recommended procedure it's fortunate only because your navigation officer also ignored orders and never opened the doors."
Ending with some sort of race slur.

Your second in command requests permission to discipline the crew members (and laughs).


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